December 26
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How I'd improve Shasta County food service
Mary Haenggi performed a public service with her letter of Dec. 5. (I don't
necessarily agree with the points she made). She touched some nerves. I
enjoyed reading both her letter and the responses. Her home on Outlook
Circle probably wouldn't exist if certain local activists had realized soon
enough her planned new residence high above Sharp Park Golf Course would
actually be seen from Coast Highway. Horrors!
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December 19
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Had any great ideas lately?
When I first wrote this column, in the mid-70's, I typed it onto sheets of
newsprint 5.5 x 8.5 inches in size, which were then transcribed by Sam
Stewart into slugs of hot lead using a cumbersome machine called a
Linotype. After the lead cooled, the galleys of type were locked into
position to form pages of this newspaper.
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December 5
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Could you persuade the Pope?
Until I read Patty Manick's comments in last week's Tribune, I hadn't been
aware I owed an apology to Nancy Hall, or that I was afraid of her. Surely
Ms. Manick's wrong when she says a majority of Americans are "very
suspicious of our government agencies."
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November 28
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A few bucks in the family
I never asked my dad or mother if one or both of my immigrant grandfathers
were buck hunters. Or did the family hunting tradition start with an uncle?
Uncle Robert was a talented taxidermist and must have had a vast fund of
knowledge of the wild creatures of Sonoma County.
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November 21
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The Reactor and Osama
There are some folks in Pacifica who think I ought to censor myself when
I'm tempted to be critical about certain of my fellow Pacificans. Besides
my wife, who would often like to stifle my written opinions when she thinks
I've gone too far on, for example, the Devil's Slide bypass, there are even
folks, and I mean folks with strong opinions of their own, who think the
editor/publisher of the Tribune ought to do the censoring if I don't have
the good sense to keep silent on my own.
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November 7
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A few words about Nancy and Osama
Nancy Hall, who wrote that long letter in last week's Tribune so critical
of our past and present national leadership, has at least one thing in
common with me. Neither of us has ever been on any ballot for President.
Neither of us has been elected, or even officially turned down, by our
fellow Americans.
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October 31
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When county records might equal family history
I'd known most of the actual facts. I knew the date (in Sept. 1898) and the
general location (northern San Mateo County) of my grandparent's wedding. I
knew their names, of course. I even have their wedding photo, a rare
artifact given the time, the place, and the relative cost of photography in
1898. What hadn't occurred to me was how difficult and time consuming it
might be in 1898 to get from one end to the other of San Mateo County.
I'm a Sonoma County native. So was my father.
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October 24
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Two slam dunks, one not so easy
There's an election coming up, as you may have heard. It happens Nov. 6.
Only in Brisbane's three precincts are they using both sides of the ballot.
Brisbane's been pushed into a version of horse and rabbit stew. You know.
"Take one horse and one rabbitä" In this case some people in San Francisco,
population more than 700,000, legally need a second municipality to help
create a municipal utility district.
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October 17
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When "shadows" outlast stone and marble
One of the few real advantages of getting older, outside of the very
obvious fact that it means I've avoided dying to date, is the perspective
it gives me about what's permanent and what's not. When I had a cup of coffee on top of the World Trade Center ($3.78, May
2000) I chose not to buy a souvenir cup. I figured I could always pick one
up on my next visit.
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October 10
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Open space. Part salvation! Part Smallpox!
Open Space, that panacea desired by so many, turns out to have many
similarities to certain powerful medicines. Heroin for example. Medicines
can be highly addictive. Medicines can have very serious side effects. So
can the restrictions on land use implicit in defining it as open space.
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September 19
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Should sewers be optional?
There's a particular small group of folks here in San Mateo County. As
individuals, those I've met are likable, hardworking, energetic, very
dedicated to their ideas. Collectively they remind me of a bunch of joyful,
enthusiastic, exuberant teenage vandals with sledge hammers.
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September 5
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Bring back Grant City?
There are those persons who wish to drastically limit those allowed to
visit Yosemite, perhaps permitting only dues-paying, able-bodied members of
the Sierra Club aged 18 to 34. While that would probably be fought to a standstill by the membership of
the Mariposa County Chamber of Commerce, and objected to by millions of
folks nearing or past my present age, it does represent a state of mind all
too common these days.
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August 29
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Please remain calm during the earthquakes
While you slept last week highly sophisticated machinery was keeping track
of earthquakes in California and elsewhere. Though you probably felt none,
there were hundreds, all over the state. Most were small. They weren't felt
even at the epicenters, except perhaps, by the same princess who had the
problem with that pea in the children's fairy tale.
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August 22
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Should there be seven Macs on the PC?
A community defines itself by the rules it chooses to enforce strictly and
those it enforces with more flexibility and sensitivity. Pacifica, which
for many years chose to mostly ignore the leash law for dogs, is
re-examining how rigidly dogs must be controlled. My family has suffered in
the past because dogs were allowed to run loose.
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August 15
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Been wading in park puddles? You're under arrest!
I think everyone should obey the law, so the other day I decided one more
time to review just what Pacifica's laws include. I scanned the municipal
code. You're in violation of the code if your vessel approaches within 500 feet
of the pier without written permission from the PB&R Director.
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August 8
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A few words about Bruce, beaches and bribery
To know Bruce Hotchkiss is to like him. He's a nice guy. In my case, to
know Bruce Hotchkiss is also to often disagree with him. And he with me.
Bruce's letter last week talked about dogs on beaches, Target and me, in
that order.
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August 1
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A worthy cause is like a melody!
Not long ago, I started keeping a computerized record I call "requests for
donations." Few came from charitable groups, the kind which feed the hungry
or clothe and house those in need. Most are concerned with politics,
environment and "causes." Some are gun control organizations.
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July 18
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Exuberance in Salt Lake and roadblocks in Pacifica
I wish I knew why there are so many IMBY'S in Utah, and so few NIMBYS.
Lydia and I recently returned from several days back there celebrating some
happy events in her family. Lydia's cousin and her husband were
commemorating sixty years of happy marriage.
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July 4
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Medal of Honor recipients and Boy Scouts
Though a Korean veteran, I joined the American Legion only comparatively
recently. After checking out the July Legion magazine, I'm having serious
second thoughts about that membership.
Does a one-sided article defending bigotry by the adult leadership of the
Boy Scouts really belong in a magazine presumably devoted to the interests
of ALL veterans, including those rational, intelligent ones who view life
from the middle of the political spectrum?
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June 27
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Memories of work under the morning star
I've a real dilemma when it comes to philosophizing about child labor, and
especially, keeping children from danger on the job. No one actually argues
in 2001 that children or teenagers should do dangerous work, yet a series
of more or less marginally hazardous jobs I performed in my teens became
some of my fondest memories and made me a better adult.
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June 20
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When mother earth
gets the jump on us
Lurch by lurch, perhaps 10,000 times in the past million years, the land on
the west side of Skyline Blvd. has moved north, leaving the east side
behind. The next time it happens may well be the most important event in
Pacifica's short history, and the most memorable, yet when it does happen,
it will be overshadowed in the news by the impact on San Jose and San
Francisco.
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June 13
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Jack London Elementary? Has a ring to it!
It's probably a little late to get involved in the renaming of several
Pacifica schools, but I wish the school board had asked the community for
suggestions. Everybody is smarter than anybody, most of the time.
I hear they're renaming Pacific Manor School as Ocean Shore School. That's
a good name, and appropriate. The Ocean Shore RR track used to pass through
what's now the school yard.
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June 6
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How it might
have happened in 1908
The council commission meeting of Salada Beach will please come to order.
The first item on our agenda is a proposal by Mr. Henry Harrison McCloskey
to build a castle on the rocky ridgeline east of the Ocean Shore railway
track.
The chair recognizes council commissioner Curtis.
Mr. Chairman, I object to this monster house.
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May 30
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Would somebody
please order pizza?
Some people remember their first date. Some their first long pants. I
remember my first pizza. When the army sent me to Fort Devens, Mass., just
in time for a Massachusetts winter, they confirmed my good judgment in
choosing to be a native Californian.
Just before winter 1951 hit, I got my first pass in Mass. And in the
company of a couple of other recently minted soldiers, I headed for the
village of Ayer.
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May 23
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Cops need homes. Right?
Perhaps you heard Assemblyman Lou Papan sympathize with the housing needs
of young Pacifica police officers when he spoke at the police station
groundbreaking ceremonies last Saturday. He pointed out that many of them
can't afford to live here. It was an appropriate comment in an appropriate
setting. It seems unlikely, however, we'll ever be able to afford to pay
our young officers enough that they can afford to buy a home in Pacifica.
Housing costs locally are racing upwards at an exponential rate.
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May 16
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Volcanoes, cancer, and other hassles
I'll grant you, we skeptics don't have nearly as much fun as zealots do.
Zealots are enthusiastic. Zealots KNOW they have the truth, even if their
truth is the opposite of the truth espoused by the zealot in the next
block. Religions have been where to find zealots in the past, though I've
also known some really zealous atheists. Some zealots in power may kill,
and make lots more folks miserable, as in the French Revolution, the
Spanish Inquisition, when Aztecs ripped the hearts out of their prisoners,
when Muslims participated in holy wars, or when Crusaders marched on the
Holy Land.
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May 9
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How to share and economize at the same time
The Reader's Digest to me is like an old friend who's gotten really
predictable, perhaps just a bit boring, but is still fun to have around. It
was the Reader's Digest I was reading on my bunk in the barracks at Fort
Devens, Mass. (March 1952) when I learned about the first American who died
in the 1918 flu epidemic. He was followed by hundreds of thousands. He died
at Fort Devens, of course. Worldwide millions died before that epidemic
ended.
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May 2
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Who's to blame for violence?
I recently talked to a Pacifican, who ironically enough, shall remain
unnamed. He blames the entire media for such unfortunate events as the
recent high school shooting rampage near San Diego. If newspapers, TV,
radio and magazines would simply stop reporting such "sensationalism" those
kinds of events wouldn't happen any more, he reasoned.
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April 25
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A tour of six continents
You don't have to leave Pacifica to take a botanical tour of the world,
unfortunately. I say unfortunately, because for every plant that grows well
here that originated elsewhere and is universally admired and appreciated,
there are five or 10 more that are, at best, mixed blessings, and at worst
are weeds.
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April 18
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If it was up to me
On August 14, 2001, which is a Tuesday, there'd be a gathering at the Vista
Point on Sharp Park Road which was dedicated to Grace McCarthy some time
ago.
If it was up to me, the Mayor, the rest of the Council, and many of the
other citizens who liked and respected Mrs. McCarthy would be there to
rededicate the spot to her memory.
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April 11
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From out of our past: a roster of the missing
I've developed a kind of shadow memory of local structures that are gone.
For some I've actual memories. For others, old photos or just my
imagination have to serve. Historically, the biggest enemy has been fire.
About 1908 Ernst H. "Harry" Danmann built what came to be known as
Danmann's Hayloft. It was a bar and sometimes a hotel on Pedro Point,
constructed next to another departed memory, the Ocean Shore Railway.
Danmann lived into his 99th year.
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March 21
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A pleasant trip to the DMV?
I normally avoid the DMV as I would the Bubonic Plague. You could say I'm
DMVphobic. For example, I renew my car registration regularly at AAA. The
lines are shorter, for one thing. However, one situation I couldn't avoid.
My birthday and my driver's license came up for review the other day.
Pacifica Rotarians are fined $5 for their birthdays. Every few years the
DMV basically does the same thing.
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March 7
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Hey, readers, I'm really a 'Liberal Democrat'
Leslie Davidson is going in the right direction, and I thoroughly enjoyed
reading his letter in a recent Tribune. He sounds like the kind of person
I'd like to sit down with and have a good conversation over a cup of coffee
at Fog City Java or Pacific Java. He's got the concept and the purpose of
opinion columnists like John Maybury and me down pat.
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February 28 (alternate column)
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Dreamin' about winning the lottery?
I'm sure you've heard the lottery commercials, the ones that suggest you
"please play responsibly." This, of course, is good advice, just as good as
the advice on cigarette packages. Of course it's also an oxymoron, a
self-canceling phrase. It's almost impossible for the average person both
to act responsibly and play the lottery
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February 28
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Letters, we get letters
Leslie Davidson is going in the right direction, and I thoroughly enjoyed
reading his letter in a recent Tribune. He sounds like the kind of person
I'd like to sit down with and have a good conversation over a cup of coffee
at Fog City Java or Pacific Java.
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February 21
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Demolition or construction, the man took risks
His Viking ancestors led the way west from Europe centuries' before
Columbus "discovered" the Americas. For a thousand years they lived in
Iceland, that volcanic blob in mid-Atlantic. He was a Canadian, a child of Icelandic parents who then moved to the Bay
Area. He joined the navy in World War II.
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February 14
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Some tired memories revisited
In the old west, a rancher's enemies might poison his wells. We have
enemies as mean, and as mindless. Vandals can poison our generous thoughts
and the impulses we might have to act in a kindly spirit.
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February 7
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Even second-class citizens deserve access to first class libraries
We are talking and thinking about a new library in Pacifica. It will have
some advantages. There will even be so-called "virtual library" satellites,
places with computer access, where books and materials can be ordered,
picked up and returned. The promise is that the one new library to replace
both our current libraries will be larger, with more books, more services,
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January 31
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Who owns that creek anyway?
Years ago, when my brother got married in Petrolia, in the
boondocks of Humboldt County, it was the social event of the season
from Ettersburg and Honeydew to Cape Mendocino and points north.
While there I met a local native who'd now be roughly 100 years
old. Times have changed. In her younger days, she told me, when
you went fishing or hunting in that area, you not only left your
car by the side of the road unlocked, you were honor-bound to leave
the keys.
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January 24
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Kevin Gogan boulevard? Why not! What does
a tropical tree, the Palmetto, have to do with this even tempered
and cool city? Why is the street that parallels the east side of
the Cabrillo Highway in Rockaway Beach called Harvey? Why is that
street on Pedro Point called Danmann Ave.? I don't know why there's
a Palmetto. My guess is that if I knew the answer, I'd think it
was pretty dumb.
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January 17
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An old story revisited There are only a few
advantages to being a packrat. Nevertheless I'm a member of that
sordid species. Which is why I recently rediscovered a note I received
perhaps a couple of decades in the past from a co-worker. I'll call
him Tim because that's not his name. Suffice to say he was a thoughtful,
generous, intelligent, gentle and kind man, and an alcoholic. Those
first traits don't always go with the last one. I've known, and
been the victim of, some pretty mean alcoholics in my time.
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January 10 |
Please remain
calm during the earthquakesWhile you slept last week,
and while you were awake as well, highly sophisticated machinery
was keeping track of earthquakes in California and elsewhere. Though
you probably felt none, there were hundreds, all over the state.
Most of them were so small they weren't felt even at the epicenters,
except perhaps, by the same princess who had the problem with that
pea in the children's fairy tale.
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January 3 |
Two decades of
Artichoke awards This column marks the twentieth
time I've presented the Artichoke Awards around this time of year.
If you receive a Golden Artichoke, congratulations. You've done
something right, at least in my estimation. A Purple Artichoke,
on the other hand, as an item of food is undesirable. As an award?
Not much better, but it's only my opinion, after all.
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